Hey there folks,
Forgot to mention this ahead of time but we’ve been taking this week off because our energy for political news is being wholly consumed by the DNC, a four-night Coachella for soulless liberal ghouls that mostly hurts to watch.
Here is a fun picture from the other night when Rhode Island tried to pitch themselves as the “Calamari Comeback State.”
We’re not even planning on writing anything about this event because it’s simply a fever dream of hollow politics. It’s just also something we feel obligated to participate in watching even though we have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
It is what it is. We’ll see you next week.